Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Addicted to Video Games?

Are you addicted to video games? Has your marriage gone to pot because of your excessive MMORPGs? Do you smell like a sewer because you skipped days of proper hygiene to game. Does you dinner consist of Cheetos and raw Ramen noodles and your fighting off scurvy because you can't make a real meal as that would take away from your game? If so, great news! Your not addicted to video games. We'll that's the latest word from the American Medical Association that writes the book on what is, and is not an addiction. The bottom line, if it was declared an addiction, insurance would likely have to pay for treatment. Hence higher premiums and such.

So next time you hear about some poor sap that died in front of the keyboard, or pissed away their marriage or job for a raiding party romp in World of Warcraft. Remember, they have no problem...unless their drinking alcohol and shooting up while gaming.

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